The Doctor Who Gave Up Drugs

[Xist]

Prolonged erection abuse?

You know, if, for whatever reason, I found myself in a situation in which I am supposed to see a doctor (similar to a possible result of... other performance-enhancing drugs), I would not want some old dude inspecting me in that condition.

[All Darc]

A group of feminists decided to do a social research to find out, among professionals of different fields, about how they think was the right way to treat women.


-They asked a lawyer what does he thinks about how to treat women.

He responded rightfully: "With justice, helpfull laws, to ensure women equality and rights, wellbeing, as says the constituion."

-They asked a priest how he use to treat women :

He said calmly : "With compassion, faith, listening with the love of God, the lord wants the best for his daughters."

-They approached a police officer and asked hin the right way to treat women:

The cop responded: "With citizenship, respect, protection, for the rules of good social coexistence."

-They desided to ask a buddhist monk. How to treat women?

He monk, after meditate, told: "With detachment of material goods, meditation, with interior peace and the idea that life it's always renovating and happyness can be found even in simple things."

-Then they desided to ask a doctor. Dear doctor, how do you treat women?

The doctor direct said without breath: "With valium, Klonopin, ritalin and thorazine."



Then he gave her a 180$ bill for the consultation...

Originally Posted by Xist

The V.A. diagnosed me with A.D.H.D., but all that Ritalin did was cause me to fail my urinalysis with the National Guard.

I am a very calm person. Is this with or without amphetamines?

Ritalin, or something like it, supposedly helps everyone. People with it improve. People without it gain super powers.

I have not figured out what caffeine does for me, either. One time I was driving my family to Phoenix, I had difficulty staying awake, and so I drank at least two litres of diet Coke.

I felt like I had a worse time staying awake, but there is no way to know.

[freebeard]

Funny because stereotypes are true.

The dentist I went to had contempt for doctors because they are 'forced to deliver service for free' where he as a dentist never would.

[rmay635703]

I thought this was about
The Doctor,

Not a doctor whom

[All Darc]

Well, there are plenty of addicted doctors, whos uses morfine, cocain, vicodin, and many other drugs, more than average society, who could really give-up drugs.

Jokes aside, it's a very good documentary with interesting things to tauch. Watch and you will see how it's important.

Originally Posted by rmay635703

I thought this was about
The Doctor,

Not a doctor whom

[Xist]

Originally Posted by rmay635703

I thought this was about
The Doctor,

Not a doctor whom

Yes, I wondered when he ever used drugs, but maybe the lady does? Those episodes weren't included with Prime the last time that I checked.

I do not know why I stuck around when I realized I was tricked.