It isn't Captain Kirk's quote from "Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country," but the first line is close enough.
A coworker once told me that she only smoked with her friends because second-hand smoke was worse than actually smoking. I pointed out that if other people were smoking then you were doing both, and it was worse than each.
"Oh wow."
"You are not changing anything, are you?"
What would be a ballpark figure of all of those upgrades on a $200,000 home?