On-brand, Redneck.
I move 5/8ths-thick 4x8 plywood boards by myself.
It isn't fun...
Sometimes I make my brother carry things. It is fun when he grunts and groans as he carries a cinder block, bag of manure, or whatever, and I am carrying two...
He is pretty much my size and enjoys picking up people. He picked up my sister's full-sized refrigerator to get stuff out from underneath it.
He just did not set it down gently...
The page with the picture of waterproofed particle board said that the edges absorbed too much polyurethane, but he would tell us what to do about it.
Where did he tell us what to do about it?!