Always lower the seat and lid before you flush.
What did one learn today that one can apply to one's own [worthless] life:
Learn How Tonic Water Has Been Used For 400-Years To Fight Malaria and Viruses
As for myself, my default non-coffee drink is ginger ale+ aloe vera, but I went out and got 25 liters of Canada Dry Diet Tonic Water (no High-Fructose Corn Syrup). Ginger Ale to the back bench.