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The Guardian announced an outright ban on fossil-fuel advertising,in service to the emerging climate crisis ,March 31,2020,the first major news agency to do so.
Meanwhile,Walt Disney Company,of which Mary Barra of General Motors Corporation sits on the Disney Board of Directors,directs their Disney-owned ABC television viewers towards GM advertisements for full-size SUVs and pickup trucks.Secret internal memos reveal though,that Disney has dispatched Tinkerbell to the poles to broadcast magic fairy dust from her wand, to mitigate the effects of all those full-size GM tailpipes.
GM announced that its GM Defense LLC' Infantry Squad Vehicle will share parallel production for US housewives whom formerly owned HUMMER products.Husbands will be offered up-armoured versions.Soviet Premier Putin and the Saudi Royal Family applaud the move,as these products will certainly stabilize crude oil prices at high levels.