I refer to the pandemic in general as TPgate. I am just trying to change up things with the name.
One of my exes has been keeping us updated on her Quest for the Holy Buttpaper. People kept saying "Hey, I saw some at this store."
That was useless. It probably sold out within minutes. I kept saying that when I found it, it was right when the store opened.
"I can't do that, I need to work."
"I feel bad that you need to work Saturdays when you are clearly desperate for toilet paper."
I told her where she could find RV paper. Someone explained
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RV TP is "special" in that it is not quilted or otherwise bound together very well into a sheet. this makes it dissolve in liquids faster.
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It is more cheaply-made? Why is it vastly more expensive? Quantities?
Of course someone suggested that it was a conspiracy.
How unimaginative.
She seemed to have vast tracts of friends, so I am surprised that nobody said "Hey, I found some and bought a package for you."
I had worse girlfriends, but she was not proactive in her own life.
Insulting people for the sake of being a jerk is never productive.