View Single Post
Old 05-18-2020, 03:38 PM   #12 (permalink)
Not Doug
Xist's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Show Low, AZ
Posts: 10,007

Chorizo - '00 Honda Civic HX, baby! :D
90 day: 35.35 mpg (US)

Mid-Life Crisis Fighter - '99 Honda Accord LX
90 day: 32.86 mpg (US)
Thanks: 6,668
Thanked 1,909 Times in 1,451 Posts
Please excuse me while I talk crazy

I am unsure what exactly my business is, but since I have an LLC, I qualified for a small business disaster loan. This is the first Corolla that drew my attention: 2009 Toyota corolla LX model for sale by original owner - $6250 (North Phoenix)Kelley is $6,446 in excellent condition for that mileage.

Oops, no, the front driver's bumper is scuffed.

$5,832 in very good condition.

The loan is at 3.75%. I believe the cool kids say that I cannot afford not to buy things that I do not need with it. Then I claim it as a tax deduction!

[and pretend it is now free even though it absolutely isn't]

The federal tax is 22% for me, so if I pay $5,800 it would really only cost me $4,524, which is practically free!

Yeah, I am totally going to do something else with that money.

I reached out to a bank or credit union to create an account that gets 4 or 4.09%, but you cannot apply on-line, you are supposed to have them call you.

Huh. I wonder if that was one of the calls that I missed. I should figure out who that was and follow up!
"Oh if you use math, reason, and logic you will be hated."--OilPan4
  Reply With Quote