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Old 09-23-2008, 01:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
FunkSkunk
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The Mach .05 - '98 Chevy Metro LSi
90 day: 48.88 mpg (US)
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Question What's in a name? (SERIOUS DON'T LOOK!)

Well now that I have your attention I feel it is time that my new addition ('98 Metro LSi) final gets the respect it deserves. I've been focused on breaking the 50MPG mark but it seems like I can't get there. I believe the main problem is that my wonderful vehicle doesn't have an identity!! I KNOW SHOCKING! By not having a moniker I have seen a total slacking in stature (might be the suspension), no sense of prestige (could be that I forgot to wash it), and finally a complete loss of spirit (might be the grill block...). These all lead to reduced achievement at the gas pump. I NEED HELP!! Please help my Metro find it's identity in a name suitable of vehicle that is faster than a plodding turtle, more powerful than the XFi, able to leap small gas stations in single coast!! Please hurry my MPG is getting worse by the second I need help EcoModder!!!


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