What's in a name? (SERIOUS DON'T LOOK!)

[FunkSkunk]

Well now that I have your attention I feel it is time that my new addition ('98 Metro LSi) final gets the respect it deserves. I've been focused on breaking the 50MPG mark but it seems like I can't get there. I believe the main problem is that my wonderful vehicle doesn't have an identity!! I KNOW SHOCKING! By not having a moniker I have seen a total slacking in stature (might be the suspension), no sense of prestige (could be that I forgot to wash it), and finally a complete loss of spirit (might be the grill block...). These all lead to reduced achievement at the gas pump. I NEED HELP!! Please help my Metro find it's identity in a name suitable of vehicle that is faster than a plodding turtle, more powerful than the XFi, able to leap small gas stations in single coast!! Please hurry my MPG is getting worse by the second I need help EcoModder!!!

[SuperTrooper]

SPAMZILLA!!!

BTW, nice whitewalls.

[BlackDeuceCoupe]

Originally Posted by FunkSkunk

I NEED HELP!! Please help my Metro find it's identity in a name suitable of vehicle that is faster than a plodding turtle, more powerful than the XFi, able to leap small gas stations in single coast!! Please hurry my MPG is getting worse by the second I need help EcoModder!!!

Oh, goodie, a contest...

Truthfully, your car is not bad, soo...

I'd christen it:

1. "FunkJumper" (FunkSkunk's Puddle Jumper)
   
   
2. "NB4AM" (Not Bad For A Metro)
   
   Or simply...
   
   
3. "Not Bad" (All implications)

[cfg83]

FunkSkunk -

Gray Ghost - Maybe too common

GMG => Gun Metal Geo => GuMeGe

ITIC => I Think I Can (i.e. the little train that could)

TLGTC => The Little Geo That Could

Geo Quattro - you could have a Schlick *or* an Audi Badge somewhere on the car. You could use the "shaving" metaphor for all the mods you are doing. Shaving MPG doesn't work, but shaving l/km down bit by bit does work.

CarloSW2

[groar]

FSCK ?
No it isn't to pass the forum's filter, it's the Unix' FileSystem-ChecK
I let FunkSkunk find the meaning of CK. Calvin Klein is forgotten

Denis, the penguin.

[Sean T.]

Silver Streak!

[i_am_socket]

Fred.

[silverinsight2]

Greased sputum!

[Tango Charlie]

I believe that a car will reveal its name to you. As you drive it and learn its personality, its preferred moniker will become apparent. It's all very zen like and mystical.
Just ask Olivia.

[Hasbro]

^ Bestus answer.