order99 — I was enjoying you narrative, but then you pivoted to the BugE. (delighted squeal)
Mark Murphy lived next to my landlord in the 1990s, and I stood in his garage and talked BugEs. Since then I've been more interested in the Arcimoto FUV. I've never bought a new vehicle in my life, but there aren't any used FUVs so far.
At Goodwill my price point is $8 for shoes, but last time I was there I found a pair at $17 I like a lot — but the tag was green so I got half off.
Dead in an alleyway sounds like an upgrade from dead in a ditch, in the rain.