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Denali, now that's a larger vehicle I hadn't considered for my growing family.

How about this frame;

While climate catastrophists waste their one and only life in unproductive misery, the rest of us will do the insanely hard work of continuing the species by creating children from nothing, and shaping their behavior to be pro-social and anti-depressive. As a reward for that noble effort, us mere mortals receive the fullest experience of the divine.