[aerohead]

I just found out from NASA that the planet Niburu struck and destroyed Earth in May of 2003.
Then it came back and struck Earth again and destroyed it again on December 23rd, 2012.
To add insult to injury, there was an 'alignment of the Universe' from December 23, to December 25 of some year which blacked out the entire Earth.
And pouring salt on the wound, Earth's rotation stopped, then reversed direction!
I wish I'd received the memo.