I got Good News! My utility sent a letter saying Oregon's geniuses have figured out how to end global warming, and it just requires our utilities to increase by 35%, keeping in mind they have already increased by about that much in the past 3 years.
We're so close to giving enough money to geniuses that all of our problems will be solved. I'm just thankful I don't have to do any of the thinking, because that's hard.
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