When gas falls below $2 and you're STILL driving like a little old lady and avoiding Interstates...because you CAN.
When Duct Tape has become the new 'chrome'...
When the Ford dealer doesn't drool upon seeing your '93 Festiva (complete with Full-Primer paint job and duct-taped rims) pull into the lot next to the new '09's-because he knows you only stopped by to grab some more primer and research possible Aeromods ...
When the local Cops stop you for going 15 MPH and slowing traffic to a crawl-and turn red with embarrassment when you helpfully point out that the Speed Limit on this street is 20 MPH, and that everyone else (including the Cops!!) routinely pull 35! Just bein' law-abiding, Sirs...
