You know it's snowy when.....
A yardstick isn't long enough to measure the snow, so you have to pull out a 4' drywall square.
It takes 3 hours to shovel the driveway.
You lose your wife in the snow.
Snowmobiles get stuck in your yard.
It takes 3 hours to shovel the driveway.
You bend your shovel handle.
All of these things actually happened today. Except the shovel. That's the ergonomic one.