Beechnut tobacco or baby food?
I guess that it is too late now, but that lettering idea should have helped some. I do not have any patience for ignorant people and I hate how people react when you do something different.
When I was in junior high, I was always late to class, so I started walking faster. Much faster. I have passed joggers and wanted to ask them if they realized they were going walking speed.
There is a big one-story mall where "speedwalkers" like to exercise indoors. I hate malls and that one is out of my way, but whenever I find myself there I tend to walk around until I find some, then pass them easily. They seem to be working so hard!
People actually act upset when I walk faster than them.
I wish that I could hit people with a pool noodle when they ask a question starting with "Why don't you just." If I explain myself, they reword their question, and I stop talking to people who ask questions, but do not listen to the answers.
Survival just seems too easy sometimes.
Greasemonkee, I am sorry that your modifications did not work out for you.
Good luck.