The Charles Manson quote would be my all-time-favorite quote if he'd actually said it. Still, it's pretty damn funny.
"I’m the paté on the Universal cracker. I’m the grout holding your shower tiles on. I’m out of the saddle, sprinting up that hill and eating glazed donut bracelets off the right arm of Jesus." –Charles Manson
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"I got 350 heads on a 305 engine. I get 10 miles to the gallon. I ain't got no good intentions." - The Drive By Truckers.
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