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Old 01-20-2014, 03:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Amusing Product Reviews

Please post linkages, quotes and/or whatever to amusing product reviews - as an opener how about reviews of the hair removing product VEET for men :

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I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin, so for the past few years I've used a shaver. However the hair keeps growing back which means every 6 months I have to spend 20 minutes trimming again. As I'm sure you've realise this is valuable time I cannot waste. So I decided to get to the root of the problem and purchased this product.

Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.

However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's <rear>, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.

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Pros: A small expense, certainly didn't burn a hole in my pocket.

Cons: Did burn a hole in my scrotum

All in all an effective and reasonably priced product - 3 Stars.

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Old 01-20-2014, 03:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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PS on the same basic, another review of the above :

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Excellent product. Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application. Can recommend.

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Old 01-20-2014, 08:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Amusing? I shave 20 minutes every 6 months too.

You should check out amazon, lots of flipping reviews from people who never purchased a dam thing.
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I marked the post useful because I learned Carol is really easy on the eyes.

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