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ecomodded 04-30-2012 12:26 AM

For Your Punography Collection
 
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

PMS jokes aren't funny; period.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

We are going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the creapes.

Velcro - what a rip off!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

smokey442 04-30-2012 12:40 AM

Love that stuff. Where did you find all that?

ecomodded 04-30-2012 12:49 AM

A friend emailed it to me, I found it so amusing I thought it should see a little air time.

jakobnev 04-30-2012 11:48 AM

How do Nazis kill off a race of robots? They use ze aus-switch!

FXSTi 04-30-2012 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jakobnev (Post 304144)
How do Nazis kill off a race of robots? They use ze aus-switch!

Nazi jokes are in poor taste Anne Frankly I don't think they're funny.

ecomodded 05-01-2012 12:07 AM

Nazi jokes ? they're out of Mein Kampfert zone.

:-)

Christ 05-01-2012 03:55 AM

You schutzstaffel that right now. Someone might get offended. It's just not reich to make those jokes.

FXSTi 05-01-2012 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christ (Post 304293)
You schutzstaffel that right now. Someone might get offended. It's just not reich to make those jokes.

I did Nazi that coming. If you keep it up you will feel the Fuhrer of the moderators.

FXSTi 05-01-2012 12:52 PM

I saw a Frisbee which kept getting bigger and bigger. At first I didn't understand, but then it hit me.

PaleMelanesian 05-01-2012 12:59 PM

I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me.


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