QuickLTD: yeah, this was a find and a half.
I would have eventually stumbled across it on Jalopnik, but I only go there once in a while to catch up.
Bryce: I know all about driving a vehicle that needs a bit more, um, polishing. Looking forward to the reading.
EDIT: PS - true about the number of slow electric Metros. I can think of four off the top of my head.