Thread update.
I have good news and bad news!
The good news is: I never did attempt to acquire any of the cars described and pictured in post #1 of this thread.
The bad news is: I never did attempt to acquire any of the cars described and pictured in post #1 of this thread.
(Is that what they mean by "conflicted"?)
In other good & bad news, I found a dead 1990 Suzuki Swift GT. It will be acquired and sacrificed for the betterment of my current fleet. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one!
It looks like this, but grey... though I think it was at different times also red, and/or purple. Actual photos to follow. (Psychological evaluations to be strenuously avoided.)