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Originally Posted by XYZ
Nah, it's not snake oil he's selling, it's unicorn oil. Much slicker than snake oil...   |
The neat thing about unicorn oil is that when fractionally refined in the presence of water at a 200:1 ratio, it produces a highly energetic fuel that delivers 30% better fuel efficiency even in 50-year-old cars, reduces carbon emissions, reverses hair loss and makes women swoon.
Yeah, baby.
Swwwwoooooonnnn.