[jcp123]

Originally Posted by Xist

Didn't J.K. Rowling?



When I was in junior high, I would go to my friend's house, so that my dad could not lecture me.

So... his dad told stories that were as bad as Dad's lectures. He talked about the bad stuff that he and his friends did as teenagers, including making a 9-volt battery cannon, which they fired at semis on the highway.

OP, thank you for the brief original post.

Bah. Run a bare wire across the back seat. Hook it up to the magneto. Allow the attractive girls who accompanied you to the swimming hole sit their wet butts on that wire laden back seat. Start the engine...and endure the screams

A true story from my dad's youth.