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Old 04-03-2018, 11:29 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by redpoint5 View Post
I'm reserving my praise for Monsanto for when they engineer the prime rib tree. Mmmm, fresh picked prime rib.
Would that be vegan?

Don't go off about the third suggestion of thermodynamics, but I want them to engineer a plant that flourishes in Arizona, and turns heat into Skittles.

Skittles grow on trees, right?

I can imagine vegetarians asking to be buried in a paper bag without the customary preservatives. How do vegans want to be buried?
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