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Mom finally pretended to use the jumbo iPad, but complained she couldn't log into Chase.

In Safari.

After I repeatedly mentioned she can use the app on this child's plaything.

She doesn't want to use the app, she wants to use Safari (except she doesn't know what Safari is).

"Fine. Just enter your password."
[Indignantly] "I don't know my password!"

I opened the app and handed her the platter.

"I can't do anything!"
Sure enough, it shows her balances and a log out button.

Tapping anything else just makes a sound.

I never understood why apple puts a couple of icons on one screen and a couple on the next.

I never realized that the first page were apple apps and the second page were good ones.

Got to keep them separated.

Whatever.

How do I alphabetize them?

Apple doesn't want you to.

That's it. That is all that I found online.

Apple doesn't want you to.

I tried doing it manually, but every single time that I tried to move an icon, it put them in a folder together, which takes longer to undo than it took to do in the first place.

Apple keeps bugging us to set up apple pay.

That's never going to happen.

Apparently it will never stop asking.

My desktop is incompatible with win11, so I am not randomly upgrading part of the house and going back and forth.

It is not going to stop asking, either.