05-29-2017, 03:55 PM
|
#1 (permalink)
|
EcoModding Lurker
Join Date: May 2017
Location: United States
Posts: 28
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post
|
Joke thread
Hey, just thought it'd be nice if we'd have a joke thread
I'll start:
My wife left a note on the fridge saying, "This isn't working, goodbye."
I opened the refrigerator and it works just fine. Weird.
|
|
|
Today
|
|
|
Other popular topics in this forum...
|
|
|
05-29-2017, 05:28 PM
|
#2 (permalink)
|
Volvo-driving MachYeen
Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: Finland
Posts: 788
Thanks: 298
Thanked 82 Times in 68 Posts
|
I was driving with my friend.
We come to a red light and he speeds up and whips right through it.
I start freaking out:
"Hey man, your going to get us killed!" He replies "Relax, my brother drives like this."
We come to another red light and he blazes right through.
"You're going to get arrested or get us killed!"
"Relax this is how my brother drives."
We come to a green light he stops dead looking both ways.
"Dude, it's green you can go."
"Nah man, my brother might be coming the other way."
__________________
If you don't make any mistakes in your life,
life itself will be a f*ckup.
With Volvo to Valhalla and back!
|
|
|
05-29-2017, 11:42 PM
|
#3 (permalink)
|
Master EcoModder
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: northwest of normal
Posts: 28,719
Thanks: 8,151
Thanked 8,933 Times in 7,375 Posts
|
Your lucky numbers are 6, 14, 23, ERROR!DIV#0, 39, 46.
|
|
|
05-30-2017, 08:51 AM
|
#4 (permalink)
|
EcoModding Lurker
Join Date: May 2017
Location: United States
Posts: 28
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by freebeard
Your lucky numbers are 6, 14, 23, ERROR!DIV#0, 39, 46.
|
Haha, as someone who's really into programming, this is really funny!
Keep the jokes coming boys, I'd love for people to post in this thread daily!
|
|
|
05-30-2017, 09:04 AM
|
#5 (permalink)
|
EchoTech
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Trenton ON CA
Posts: 12
Thanks: 2
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
|
An oldie
Q: How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They don't bother, they just change the standard to dark.
|
|
|
05-30-2017, 10:34 AM
|
#6 (permalink)
|
Engine-Off-Coast
Join Date: Apr 2016
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 564
Thanks: 224
Thanked 309 Times in 177 Posts
|
One time I drove a Geo Metro.
|
|
|
05-30-2017, 04:15 PM
|
#7 (permalink)
|
Master EcoModder
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: northwest of normal
Posts: 28,719
Thanks: 8,151
Thanked 8,933 Times in 7,375 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by justadude
Haha, as someone who's really into programming, this is really funny!
|
Are you familiar with the footer quote on Slashdot? Today it's "As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code."
I could post these one a day, but I won't - Dormitory = Dirty room
- Evangelist = Evil's agent
- Desperation = A rope ends it
- The Morse Code = Here come dots
|
|
|
The Following User Says Thank You to freebeard For This Useful Post:
|
|
05-31-2017, 09:32 AM
|
#8 (permalink)
|
EcoModding Lurker
Join Date: May 2017
Location: United States
Posts: 28
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by freebeard
Are you familiar with the footer quote on Slashdot? Today it's "As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code."
I could post these one a day, but I won't - Dormitory = Dirty room
- Evangelist = Evil's agent
- Desperation = A rope ends it
- The Morse Code = Here come dots
|
Never heard of that quote
What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.
Just a hint: I didn't ask a question.
Got you
|
|
|
05-31-2017, 02:58 PM
|
#9 (permalink)
|
Master EcoModder
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: northwest of normal
Posts: 28,719
Thanks: 8,151
Thanked 8,933 Times in 7,375 Posts
|
Quote:
Got you
|
I don't get it. But just the nine letters part, the punctuation is Okay.
The Slashdot quote today is:
Quote:
Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. -- Russell
|
I don't necessarily agree with that. Quite the opposite.
- Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
- Snooze alarms = Alas! No more Z's.
- Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
|
|
|
05-31-2017, 03:22 PM
|
#10 (permalink)
|
Master EcoModder
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Elmira, NY
Posts: 1,790
Thanks: 320
Thanked 360 Times in 299 Posts
|
A salesman comes to the door and is met by a nine year old boy smoking a large cigar. Taken aback the man asks, "Is your mother home?" The boy flicks his ashes on the carpet and replies, "Whadda ya think?"
|
|
|
|