Joke thread

[justadude]

Originally Posted by Grant-53

A salesman comes to the door and is met by a nine year old boy smoking a large cigar. Taken aback the man asks, "Is your mother home?" The boy flicks his ashes on the carpet and replies, "Whadda ya think?"

Lol! Nine year old with a cigar though, that seems plausible
To be honest it really is plausible, in this day and age...

[freebeard]

• Snooze alarms = Alas! No more Z's.
• Clint Eastwood = Old West action
• Slot machines = Cash lost in 'em
• Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

• Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one