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Old 11-22-2011, 02:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ecomodder bumper stickers

I came up with some ideas for ecomodder bumper stickers. Unfortunately I don't think they would make much sense because non-ecomodders wouldn't get the humor.

Enjoy...

(Sorry, I can't seem to get the images to show up directly in the post.)

Here's the texts:

1) It's an aerodynamic thing...you wouldn't understand.
2) Brakes?! We don't need no stinking brakes!
3) Get the government out of my gearbox! Repeal anti-coasting laws!
4) I'll turn my engine back on when I'm good and ready!
5) Keep tailgaiting me--it'll improve my aerodynamics.
6) Warning: this vehicle makes frequent pulses & glides.
7) Kick (crossed out) Pass Me.
8) Red lights are evil.
9) Go ahead and pass me--I'll return the favor at the next red light.
10) Note to self: Remember to fill up this month.
11) Don't laugh--it gets unbelievable mileage!
12) Just because you want to waste fuel doesn't mean I have to!

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My version of regenerative braking is called "bump starting".

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BEST TANK: 2,009.6 mi on 35 gal (57.42 mpg): http://ecomodder.com/forum/showthrea...5-a-26259.html



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Old 11-22-2011, 06:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hehe, I got a chuckle out of a few of 'em.

2. My brakes ARE working - I just haven't used them yet.

Hey Dave, is the quote in your sig. ("Life is an optimization problem") your own original quote? I did a Google search, and a similar, but longer, quote came up. I like it.
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Old 11-22-2011, 06:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Haha, those are really good. I need one that says,

"Actually my Grandma drives faster than me."
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Old 11-22-2011, 07:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hey Dave, is the quote in your sig. ("Life is an optimization problem") your own original quote? I did a Google search, and a similar, but longer, quote came up. I like it.
As far as I know it's original to me. Then again, maybe I just forgot where I heard it

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My version of regenerative braking is called "bump starting".

1 Year Avg (Every Mile Traveled) = 47.8 mpg

BEST TANK: 2,009.6 mi on 35 gal (57.42 mpg): http://ecomodder.com/forum/showthrea...5-a-26259.html


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