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Originally Posted by Xist

The question is: How does one create biodiesel from zombies?

Take the chunky ones and cook 'em down. Filter out the chunky bits, skim the oil off the top and add a little methanol, Bob's your undead uncle. Brains are high in fat, so go for chest wounds and cut the heads off, don't blast 'em.