@Arragonis - School zone and it was after hours so technically allowed
It was the UPC (overgrown fuse tray) that had water ingress.
Annoyingly after the RAC got there the car ran and drove the 35+ mile home, started the next morning and drove happily to the Regie dealer for a safety recal(bodywork) only there did it properly have an electric Na-Na window-licking episode and as my luck would have it, refuse to start. I couldn't move the car so I had to payfull main dealer price for the UPC, phase 2 (upgraded) water covers, loom backline to remove the corrosion etc - basically a huge fraction of my limited monthly pay went directly to Paris.
Now the car is back an running well. (finger crossed while touching wood)
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