mod, delete, please

[t vago]

I'm thinking this is rather going to become a thread on how to hijack a thread.

[Vman455]

Originally Posted by doviatt

The easiest way to get a thread deleted is to just start calling names and insulting responders driving habits.

I have a feeling this one won't sink to that level.

Well, that does it.

You all drive like turds! Uhmerica!

[Xist]

Originally Posted by Vman455

Well, that does it.

You all drive like turds! Uhmerica!

You look like a polished turd--probably!

Go Army!

[doviatt]

I considered being offended about something unrelated. Changed my mind. I want to see what this thread ends up being about first.

[Xist]

I will just set this here for safekeeping:

[t vago]

[mcrews]

caption this picture:

1. we come in peace
2. reminds me of the quote in PATTON of the servant whispering to Cesar (sp)
All Glory is fleeting

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[mcrews]

Urban Dictionary: Polished Turd
Polished Turd

Someone who (if nature had their way) would look ugly. But, as a result of using various methods (cosmetics, diet etc) they manage to achieve an average or above on a scale of attractiveness.

Way to Spot a Polished Turd:
1. Give the person a score out of 10 for attractiveness.
2. Then, work out their beauty product score by looking in their medicine cabinet and counting how many beauty products they have, divide that number by 3 (rounding to the closest whole number).
3. Take their beauty product score away from their score out of 10 for attractiveness.
If the person scores below 5, they are officially a polished turd.

Example of a Polished Turd:
Tori Spelling when she starred in, the 2003 made-for-TV film, 'A Christmas Carol' and looked relatively OK.

Joe: Look at, the twins, Kate and Fiona.
Kyle: Apparently, they are identical. Which is funny since Fiona's hot and Kate isn't.
Joe: Yeah, Fiona's always applying make-up and bursting spots. Looking at Kate, who's not bothered by how she looks, goes to show Fiona is a big polished turd.

[t vago]

Originally Posted by mcrews

caption this picture:

3. Darth Vader for President 2016!

As an aside, can somebody tell me how to pick up a turd by its clean end?

[mcrews]

Use someone else's hand...