12-04-2009, 04:10 AM
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New from the makers of Sweeping Compound... A fantastic new product called Vac-Gas.
It's a patented pressurized gaseous mix of 78.08% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.038% carbon dioxide, and trace amounts of other gases that facilitate the vacuuming process. Just spray it over the area you are going to vacuum and watch how it sucks. $29.95 for three cans. Order now. Operators are standing by.
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12-04-2009, 08:05 AM
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I LOL'd.
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12-04-2009, 11:06 PM
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...It's a patented pressurized gaseous mix of 78.08% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.038% carbon dioxide, and trace amounts of other gases...
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That's the same stuff I use in my tires! 
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12-05-2009, 12:04 AM
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No! You need pure nitrogen in them tires; helps fe, I guarantee it! |
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12-05-2009, 12:06 AM
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Moderate your Moderation.
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LOL... Had that very discussion just the last few days on another forum...
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12-05-2009, 01:26 AM
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That's the same stuff I use in my tires!
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Please be advised, you are in violation of our intellectual property rights. Tire-Gas and it's patented formula are protected by law. Please empty your tires or pay the required royalty fees. Have a nice day! Also, stop breathing.
Thank you, from the legal department.
Enjoy our full line of Gas:
Talk-Gas
Breathe-Rite-Gas
Burn-Gas
Vac-Gas
Blo-Gas
Laf-Gas
Nerve-Gas
Ass-Gas ( slightly different formulation )
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Vortex generators are old tech. My new and improved vortex alternators are unstoppable.
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12-05-2009, 01:37 AM
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Hm... your gas really blows, man.
Also, I've just filed a patent for a revised form of your ass gas, except in solid form. It's called S.H.I.T. We haven't actually come up with a name for it yet, but that acronym seems fitting for most of your products as well. 
Have a nice day.
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12-05-2009, 12:37 PM
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Neil,I'll get right on it! Snicker,snicker------------------------------------.
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12-05-2009, 12:39 PM
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That's the same stuff I use in my tires! |
So good,I use it in my lungs! |
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12-05-2009, 12:41 PM
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Moderate your Moderation.
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Please be advised, you are in violation of our intellectual property rights. Tire-Gas and it's patented formula are protected by law. Please empty your tires or pay the required royalty fees. Have a nice day! Also, stop breathing.
Thank you, from the legal department.
Enjoy our full line of Gas:
Talk-Gas
Breathe-Rite-Gas
Burn-Gas
Vac-Gas
Blo-Gas
Laf-Gas
Nerve-Gas
Ass-Gas ( slightly different formulation )
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So good,I use it in my lungs!
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Better be careful... They're listening.
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