This is what happens when you drive a car with a W16 (16 piston engine arranged like this, each \ is a piston -----> \\_//) that runs out of fuel in 12 minutes at a top speed of 250mph.
LOL, that was a good chuckle, I'll be passing that on to my dad who drives an Infinity QX-56 (the big honkin thing built off of the Nissan Armada). I think he said on a good day he gets 18mpg...ouch.