10-08-2015, 05:55 PM
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1951 Hoffman, dangerous fun
One cylinder engine, short wheelbase, wide front fixed track, forklift driving and the weirdest rear engine/cradle steering but still tickled your sketched aero ideas. One-off but should have stayed as vaporware. https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=68&v=Y16ObVRvgOE
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10-08-2015, 06:11 PM
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One cylinder engine, short wheelbase, wide front fixed track, forklift driving and the weirdest rear engine/cradle steering but still tickled your sketched aero ideas. One-off but should have stayed as vaporware. https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=68&v=Y16ObVRvgOE
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You're not using the word "fun" the way other people use the word "fun."
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10-08-2015, 06:15 PM
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Truly so much fail. And yet I like the looks, even the awful asymmetry. Fix the engineering and it could be fun.
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10-08-2015, 06:42 PM
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When would the Elio hit the road again?
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10-08-2015, 08:26 PM
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You're not using the word "fun" the way other people use the word "fun."
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Oooh; backstroke in a shark tank, give your bro a kidney, bull riding 'Diablo', fugu sashimi bento box, low-altitude wingsuit flying and reading ecomodder forums during rush hour.
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10-09-2015, 04:18 AM
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Hey, that's Jason Torchinsky. A personal hero. There's a whole Jalopnik channel, but the Jason Drives playlist only has this one video.
And those rear-view mirrors? LaughterOL.
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10-09-2015, 04:47 AM
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Fun?
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Truly so much fail. And yet I like the looks, even the awful asymmetry. Fix the engineering and it could be fun.
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I agree, the optimist in me only sees the potential.
The sane part of my brain (rational left side) is screaming - RUN AWAY.
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10-09-2015, 02:41 PM
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It's like someone took a verbal description of a Dymaxion transport ("the engine is on a pivoting frame with the single rear wheel") and tried to build it.
I went looking for production figures (I think it must be "one") and found this, w/ additional details:
What It's Like To Drive The Worst Car Ever Built
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I was able to drive the astounding Hoffmann thanks to our friends at the Lane Motor Museum, whom I asked specifically to find me their worst cars. When they polled everyone and came up with a list, only one car received a unanimous vote: the 1951 Hoffmann.
Of course, I was wildly interested. It helps that the car looks like something that’s very appealing to me at first glance — strange, streamlined, sort of like a zeppelin and a colossal robotic tortoise made angry love. But the more I looked, the stranger things got: odd, asymmetrical curves and details, oddly and seemingly willfully mis-aligned parts and trim, a general shape seemingly designed with either a gleeful disregard or outright contempt for both the human form and the laws of physics.
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Faster backwards? And how does that shift linkage work with the whole drivetrain spinning in circles?
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10-09-2015, 03:15 PM
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It's as if there was this shape, and it was good. and there was this pile of running gear, and they picked the most bizarre collection of parts and grafted it on there.
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