So, the guy finally got back to me. I'm going to check these out on Monday, when I take my Wife down to the place she'll be staying at for part of each week for the next 3 months or so, while she finishes her Massage Therapy Practitioner classes.
Of course, I'll have to find a way to move them, as well. I'm thinking about putting a hitch on the van and towing them home with it.
The new deal is that I'm picking up everything he has, which, purportedly, is one complete Metro (which may need engine work, unclear thus far), one complete running Metro that's been made topless, and at least one more Metro worth of parts, including a G10, 5 speed, and several other bits. All for $200. Both complete cars come with titles, as well. Sweet freakin' deal.
If anyone needs parts, I'll be stripping that topped Metro shortly after getting it home! As always, I'm fair with prices, and I ship.