Thoughts for bumper stickers-

[regor]

From my experiences-

"Get of my A**, I'm Hypermiling"

"F*ck off, I'm hypermiling"

"I'm getting 41mpg. What is your vehicle geting?"

"Support your local Hypermiler and get off their A**"

"Yes, I'm driving slow, but my MPG is higher than yours"

"Sick of high Gas Prices? Try Hypermiling"

[elhigh]

"Drive like me! Get great mileage."

"Pass me: stop for gas. Follow me: skip the stop."

"Tailgate closer I need your bow wave."

"If you can't see my mirrors...oh wait, they're inside."

"Support Global Warming! Floor it."

"Leave Earlier. Drive Slower. Save Gas."

[Lazarus]

It's the speed limit dummy

[whokilledthejams]

In tiny print: "If you can read this, you're improving my MPG"


Also, I've always thought "Honk if you're drunk!" would make a fun sticker. Around these parts, I'd probably get a lot of unfortunately-positive responses to it.

[Joe_Bloe]

"if you can read this, my DIY boat-tail came off..."

[homeworkhome53]

I'd like a realtime L.E.D. readout of mpg from my Scangauge for the back window. Like: Hypermiler-current MPG 51.5

homeworkhome53

[kevlar]

I have this comment in paint marker on the side of my truck cap...