11-06-2009, 08:55 PM
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My name is RAM and my namesake is an animal whose balls are literally three times the size of its brains and chief motivation in life is trying to breed as many in-heat ewes as it can find, fighting other RAMs to be first to breed those ewes. And some of them will bugger smaller RAMs if no ewes are available. Not much in the way of brains left after repeatedly crashing headlong at speed into other RAMs.
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11-06-2009, 09:13 PM
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Moderate your Moderation.
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Originally Posted by basjoos
My name is RAM and my namesake is an animal whose balls are literally three times the size of its brains and chief motivation in life is trying to breed as many in-heat ewes as it can find, fighting other RAMs to be first to breed those ewes. And some of them will bugger smaller RAMs if no ewes are available. Not much in the way of brains left after repeatedly crashing headlong at speed into other RAMs.
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Dakota... :P
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"¿ʞɐǝɹɟ ɐ ǝɹ,noʎ uǝɥʍ 'ʇı ʇ,usı 'ʎlǝuol s,ʇı"
I'd like to think that people might open their eyes at some point... instead, I find it more and more likely that I'll just close mine.
-- Author kept secret.
Je ne veux pas d'une meilleure vie. Je veux être heureux avec celle que j'ai maintenant.
(I do not want a better life. I want to be happy with the one I have now.)
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11-06-2009, 09:15 PM
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I haven't laughed this much from any EcoModder thread. Thanks, people.  |
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11-06-2009, 09:59 PM
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Dakota... :P
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Hey hey now.
lol
All these gas guzzlers will feel stupid when they start only allowing 10 gallons of gas at a time. |
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11-06-2009, 10:03 PM
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My name is RAM, and I help my driver compensate for his unusually small penis.
My name is RAM, and I am part of a life support problem.
My name is RAM, and I couldn't possibly be less aerodynamic.
My name is RAM, and "efficiency" is not in my dictionary.
My name is RAM, and 90% of my brothers are used as commuter cars.
My name is RAM, and if you use me like i'm supposed to be used you will have to rebuild my transmission in 6-8000 miles.
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11-06-2009, 10:25 PM
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 They call it "Ram" but the logo looks like female reproductive organs |
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11-06-2009, 10:29 PM
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Moderate your Moderation.
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Originally Posted by MadisonMPG
My name is RAM, and I help my driver compensate for his unusually small penis.
My name is RAM, and I am part of a life support problem.
My name is RAM, and I couldn't possibly be less aerodynamic.
My name is RAM, and "efficiency" is not in my dictionary.
My name is RAM, and 90% of my brothers are used as commuter cars.
My name is RAM, and if you use me like i'm supposed to be used you will have to rebuild my transmission in 6-8000 miles.
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It used to be: "If you can't Dodge it, RAM it."
Now it's: "I'm a RAM. I've gotten so ridiculously large, inefficient, and easy to dent/ding/break that I'm a shoe-in daily driver for most women and poor people will see me as "cool". I will burn though your gas reserves in one day, then burn your neighbor's reserves tomorrow. ANWAR can't stifle my thirst. I am RAM."
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"¿ʞɐǝɹɟ ɐ ǝɹ,noʎ uǝɥʍ 'ʇı ʇ,usı 'ʎlǝuol s,ʇı"
I'd like to think that people might open their eyes at some point... instead, I find it more and more likely that I'll just close mine.
-- Author kept secret.
Je ne veux pas d'une meilleure vie. Je veux être heureux avec celle que j'ai maintenant.
(I do not want a better life. I want to be happy with the one I have now.)
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11-06-2009, 10:32 PM
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please don't put war in anwr; they's plenty enough war
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11-06-2009, 10:56 PM
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I figured more people would actually understand that if I spelled it phonetically.
ANWR - Arctic National Wildlife Refuge
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"¿ʞɐǝɹɟ ɐ ǝɹ,noʎ uǝɥʍ 'ʇı ʇ,usı 'ʎlǝuol s,ʇı"
I'd like to think that people might open their eyes at some point... instead, I find it more and more likely that I'll just close mine.
-- Author kept secret.
Je ne veux pas d'une meilleure vie. Je veux être heureux avec celle que j'ai maintenant.
(I do not want a better life. I want to be happy with the one I have now.)
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11-07-2009, 12:20 AM
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I've never really understood the thinking behind that brand name. Ram? It's an effing sheep, fer gawdsakes. And (at the risk of being un-PC) one that's well known as an example of homosexual behavior in nature.
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