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Originally Posted by MetroMPG
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Looks like it worked. Neat old Riviera! What's the story?
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Wow - you asked for it!!! I could write a book about me & Buick Rivieras.
Part of the story is in the post before the picture - #31. Here's some more:
It started in '65 when I was a kid & my dad got a '64 Rivi "almost new" (repossessed from the bank & auctioned off). I loved that car & then when I got my driver's license, was the car I was allowed to drive. Of course, I promplty learned 2 things; first, that it was almost impossible to hit 15 mpg with it on the highway (I went to college in Reno, 92 miles from my hometown, so had many "highway driving" opportunities). And second, it's top speed was 130 mph+. YES!!!!!
Meanwhile, in '72, when pulling into a parking lot, I saw this WILD car that I thought was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen. Low, long & sleek. A huge hood that musta had a HUGE engine under it, and a super-futuristic "pointed rear window" with a set of louvers on each side. Gawd, I'd never seen anything like that before!! (I was, at that time, unfamiliar with the boattail Covettes they had in the mid 60's). Well, I just had to go "check out" this gorgeous piece of art disguised as a car, and as I approached, imagine my shock and amazement as I started to recognize the "Riviera" logos and "styalized 'R's" on the thing!!! Holy crap - this is a Buick Riviera - a make and model I was already convinced was amongst the best cars on the road!!
Back to college & driving my dad's car. I guess he didn't like my "rebellious teenager act" and for punishment, removed my driving rights to the '64 Riv. OK, screw it - I'll get the car I
really want anyway - the '71 Riv. Eventually I did, and that was in 1976 (or maybe '77). I've had that car ever since, driving it off & on as my "cruiser".
As the new century (2000) was rolling in, I was hearing things about racing. My sister married a guy who does drag racing (which never appealed to me - I liked to be able to "enjoy the speed" for awhile, not just take off as fast as you can & then slam on the brakes & stop - what fun is that?). And I'd read about the Bonneville speed record events once in awhile in magazines, too. One time at work, they had us in Wendover, which is only a dozen miles from the Salt Falts, so I went and checked it out. Wow! My reaction was much like Burt Monroe's in the movie "
The World's Fastest Indian" when he first saw it. Also, a guy who's office was across the hall from mine at work was a drag racing guy AND and engine builder & we'd talk about stuff. I always wanted my '71 to go faster than it did. - guess 130 just wasn't enough for me!
Eventually, we decided to take my car out to Bonneville and run it for the "130 mph club", an event they had set up for licensed, street-legal cars to let "common folk" get a "taste of the salt". To get into the club, you had to make it to 130mph or more in one mile from a standing start - twice. And you had 5 tries. I knew my car could do 130, but I learned that it took more than a mile!!! So the challenge was on!! We started stripping weight, got headers, roller rockers, new manifold, several things like that. Then when I went up there, I ended up going 128.2 on my first run. On the second run, I blew the engine to smithereens (this was the second engine I'd blown in this car - the first, many years before).
When I got back home, which is a whole story in itself, since I DROVE up there ALONE in THAT car, we started talking. I wanted a new engine, built with some extra poop so I could go, maybe 150. Bob (my engine-building buddy) had other ideas. he said "screw the 130 club - let's built a REAL race car and go for an actual land speed record". And I wasn't too hard to persuade.
3 years and about $100,000 later, I'd blown 2 more Buick 455 engines, except this time, they were high-end race engines, and got up to an official 182.2 mph. - but NOT a record. Although, some of the guys in the Buick Riviera forums think I might well have the "World's Fastest Boattail Riviera".
But after the first RACE engine went away at 160 mph, we again needed a new engine. I happened to see the "green turd" (named after Robin Williams' rental motor home in the movie "
RV") sitting in a vacant lot for sale. It was a '73 Riviera (the one year of the "boattail" models I liked the LEAST) & I thought, "Hey, that thing's got a 455 in it!!" So I bought it for $750 & drove it home. Now, from all outward appearances, it was a real P.O.S. It used to have a vinyl roof that was about 80% gone. Not 100% gone, mind you - that extra 20% of rags gave it a real "special" look! HAH!! Rust spots all over it, faded paint, missing door handle on the passenger's side, and it sounded horrible. The interior was all ripped up, the headliner was hanging down, holes in the carpet under your feet - full of dirt - you get the idea.
So I took it home and - bought ANOTHER engine for my '71, the race car - and so the "Green Turd" just sat there - for maybe a year. In the meantime, I was also wanting to try the "Silver State Challenge". This is a rally where they close off a 90 mile stretch of fairly straight highway in eastern Nevada and let sports cars scream through there (for a hefty price - entry fees cost you about $1000 by the time you're done). I think the record is 208mph average for that 90 miles. I was actually thinking of using the '71 for both Bonneville Salt Flats AND the Silver State Challenge. But, it was sitting there waiting for it's next high-dollar race engine and getting suspension & roll cage upgrades, and Bob said, "Well, how well does the 'Turd run?" Well, I didn't know... I drove it home that day I bought it, coughing and sputtering all the way, and never started it again.
So we checked compression and oil pressure & it actually looked good. I thought I remembered the guy I bought it from saying the engine had been rebuilt "30,000 miles ago", so if that was true, we might be in business. I put a new carburetor, distributor, coil, wires, & plugs on it, changed the oil, and it ran much better. Took it into a muffler shop & got the exhaust system fixed, and I'll be damned, it purred like a kitten!!! So I've maybe got the makings for the "ultimate sleeper" - a car that looks like ****, but runs like nobody's business.
We eventually took it to the "Silver State Challenge" and ran it in the 105 mph class (as "rookies", we had to enter a lower speed class the first time). But it performed like a champ - 90 miles down at 105, and then 90 miles back at 65-70 all on one tank. Adding in all the extra running around driving we did, by making it all on that single fill in the 20 gallon fuel cell, we had to have gotten at least 13.5 mpg. I was pretty impressed getting that kind of mpg with nearly half the trip at 105 mph & another several miles of it "city driving" - usually those big Rivieras don't get much better than that any time!!!
But the other half of the "Green Turd's" life - under my ownership - is as an aerodynamic research car for the salt flats project. After reading an article about sports car aerodynamics in "
Hot Rod" magazine, I built a "snowplow" air dam for the salt flats car. This became a bit controversial with many people telling me it would ADD drag & slow me down. So off I went with the Green Turd to my testing area 80 miles away. First set of runs was with NO air dam - just the car's stock front end. Second set was with the little air dam I made for the Turd for "Silver State", the one in the picture. An improvement - GOOD!! Then came the "snowplow" air dam off the '71 Riv - the salt flats car. Guess what? That one WAS the best of the three configurations. I do have yet another air dam I'm making for the '71 that I think might be better yet, and when I get it done and recover a little bit from the financial devastation I've been in ever since the collapse of the economy, I'll go test that one head-to-head with the original "snowplow" air dam.....on the Green Turd, of course.
Oh, and one final post-script to the story; the 'Turd now has a Gear Vendors overdrive mounted behind the transmission, a new cam & new, ported heads, an improved oiling system (a famous weakness of those Buick 455s when you try to race them), a GPS speedometer, adjustable, lowered suspension, and about 130 horsepower more than it did when I first started playing around with it. It's nice having a sponsoring machine shop with both engine & chassis dynamometers available!!! ( I just hope they can stay in business through this "recession", too)