Scott Adams Thread (Garfield Cartoonist)

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Originally Posted by Piotrsko

The only reason speaker ascends is there's no pres or VP in which case it's direct to pres. If the VP is removed, somebody nominates a new one, but I forget who.

Been having an issue lately with Kamela standing behind Biden at official events. Awful lot of possibly misplaced trust in your security.

I also don't hear of democrats or independents getting arrested for overthrow conspiracies

Finally after I don't know how many years they arrested one group. Mostly because they were eco terrorists and I bet they were planning to go into fancy gated communities or on to some government property important to national security and cause trouble.
Once the useful idiots outlive their usefulness they get their "night of long knives". Because the one good thing about useful idiots is they can always find more. Quickly and easily.

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"God must love the common man, he made so many of them." -- Abraham Lincoln

[Piotrsko]

Idiots are a dime a dozen. I want to know who is supplying the dimes". Bill Lehrer or Groucho?

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“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - Carlin

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Originally Posted by Piotrsko

The only reason speaker ascends is there's no pres or VP in which case it's direct to pres. If the VP is removed, somebody nominates a new one, but I forget who.

Be it Lehrer or Groucho, I guess they were talking about me.

Whoever is picked, I hope the first order of business it to Impeach the Veep for dereliction of duty. I say that now before the big AI hammer comes down.

EXPOSED: Government Funding Woke A.I. To CENSOR Social Media | They're Coming to Silence YOU!

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Ima gonna push back.

https://ksltv.com › 446918 › what-is-the-line-of-succession-after-the-president-vice-president
What Is The Line Of Succession After The President, Vice President?
If the vice president cannot serve, the line of succession falls to the speaker of the House, then to the Senate president pro tempore, then to Cabinet members.

Don't wish demise on anyone, but having a functioning adult in the Number #2 post seems advisable.

How does Vice-President McCarthy sound?

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Jenny?

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Joseph? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCarthyism

McCarthyism is the practice of making false or unfounded accusations of subversion and treason, especially when related to anarchism, communism and socialism, and especially when done in a public and attention-grabbing manner.[1][2]

What goes around, comes around?

edit; I'm just getting to today's episode. Just about the time I agree with him about people who wonder why victims aren't punished, he turns to finding shadenfruende in his suspicions.

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Decent episode today I'd say. Occasionally he has me reconsider a prior assumption; and that's the value I get. Don't appreciate his F-bombs, name-calling, or how he encourages people to type in ALL CAPS by only responding to people who type in all caps. For a persuasion expert, he acts a lot like an ape sometimes.

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So... Today the Hello Kitty cartoonist* announced that he'd just become aware of the Starship and Stage Zero

SpaceX somehow I wasn't entirely up to date on this story I didn't realize that
SpaceX was making a reusable uh Starship that can carry up to 100 metric tons of
cargo and grew for launch and that is reusable and they've got this giant Tower that's
got these two chopstick-like arms that come out and apparently as the rocket is sort of
coming back down you know not not perfectly stable it's going to fall right between the Chopstick arms theygrab it and put it back on the ground oh is that actually going to work
is that going to work that is so counterintuitive
of how you would engineer something but I'm sure it will I mean obviously SpaceX knows what it's doing and and to be
honest I didn't think they would ever make a reusable rocket I mean the fact that they could land a
reusable locket rocket upright blows my mind the fact that they figured out how
to do that but something tells me this will work too

Punctuated like it sounds at 1.75X. Then he goes on to everything Musk does kills people. Tesla vehicle versus Ford Pinto.

*cartoonvibe.com/21-most-popular-cat-cartoon-characters/ Guess who's cat character didn't make the cut?

edit: He went on to defending Andrew Tate, and empathize with the Clotberts!

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The salt must flow....

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