Where do I begin?
At the end of July, I developed a huge desire to acquire a first generation Honda Insight (stick shift, of course). I had had good memories driving my Chevy Aveo, even though I didn't pick the car, and I didn't really like Aveos or Chevys, in general. This is where I started to search for the right Insight for me. After missing good opportunities on Ebay and Autotrader, I was starting to get very frustrated in my search. A new advertisement on Ebay that looked promising soon drew my attention, and if everything went well, I knew this is the car I'd have. After calling the place, and asking a few questions, I made an offer and it was accepted. The only problems were that I didn't know how to drive stick yet, and the car was in North Carolina (I live in Illinois). Finally, I decided on the first weekend in August, I would have my car.
Unfortunately, I was informed after I made my payment that the hybrid battery went out. The dealership I bought it from replaced it before I picked it up, and they even offered to pay for a new plane ticket if the job wasn't done by the time I was going to pick it up. Everything went to plan, and I got a free new battery, while the dealer lost money selling me the car. I strongly recommend buying a car from Cheatham & Cheatham Associates if you live near North Carolina. They treat their customers as they would wish to be treated (they sell many used hybrids too

).
Anyways, after work on that Friday, I finally got someone to teach me stick. He only gave me about 40 minutes of his time, but I picked it up pretty quickly. The next morning, I woke up at 4:00 am to catch my plane from O'Hare. The dealership offered to pay for a limo so I took them up on that and arrived at about 10:30 am Eastern (9:30 by my watch). I took it for a test drive (luckily didn't stall it) and headed on my road trip back to Illinois. Driving through the Appalachian mountains in my new car with a new healthy battery was something I'll never forget. I drove for 9 hours that day and the remaining 5 hours on the next day, stopping once for fuel. Even driving 70-80mph with the AC running the whole way (sorry if I just made a few of you throw up in your mouth, I know I'm disqusted with it), I achieved about 60 mpg (the dealership filled it all the way so I don't have official numbers, just the reset trip display).
Now, here I am in Illinois learning to hypermile my car, and at the moment achieving about 70 mpg under my new ecomodder username, slowbro (formerly known as Aveomiler), enjoying my 2000 Honda Insight.
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^^That last pic is where the title of the thread is from.