You Know You're A Hypermiler When...

[wmjinman]

Originally Posted by Weather Spotter

you pull into a pass through parking spot at you polling place.

I did that!!!

[Piwoslaw]

YKYAHM when...
... A one lane road becomes two lanes and you think "Great, finally, a slow lane!"
And everyone behind you thinks "Great, finally, a passing lane!"

[allenh318]

When you are passed by a little old lady with blue hair, driving an olds delta 88 that she can't see over the steering wheel.

[Gasoline Fumes]

You stop at a gas station just to clean your windshield.

[razor02097]

Originally Posted by Gasoline Fumes

You stop at a gas station just to clean your windshield.

Only if you EOC in and push the vehicle out

[Gasoline Fumes]

Originally Posted by razor02097

Only if you EOC in and push the vehicle out

I did. There was even enough of a slope to bump start after pushing it!

[HydroJim]

You know you're a hypermiler when...

Your passenger keeps leaning forward to check the mirror when you start braking early or neutral coasting to a red light. Not sure why, but they always check to see if someone is tailgating me.

[Weather Spotter]

When you rig up two hour meters to show engine on vs off time.
And expect the off gauge to show more hours.

[jakobnev]

And expect the off gauge to show more hours.

And then it does by 4:1.

[larrybuck]

When you are happy to put on a flannel shirt rather than turn on the fan for heat/defrost!

Also when in somewhat dim light (daylight) you don't run any lights because A: you have plenty of reflective material on the back for freeway driving....B: your car is white so you KNOW people can see it, and C: even if somewhat foggy on the freeway; why have headlights on when you know you are the slowest car on the road. (only exception
would be if a busy, awkward onramp would come up for people needing to see you)