07-17-2019, 01:35 PM
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The 90% vegan that I dated said she made banana cream and claimed that it was delicious, but did not make it for me before she stopped talking to me.
I really liked dating her. I just felt the need to come home after each date and eat a hamburger.
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07-17-2019, 02:08 PM
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So our real problem is there's no good artificial ice cream for those on a keto diet:P
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07-17-2019, 02:30 PM
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I didn't know you like "vegan products" so much...
Banana cream it's just frozen banana (not too much mature) served right after crushed into very small pieces in a food processor, making it a sort of cream. And very caloric... And melts too fast...
I would like to know how to make turkish ice cream.
I bet until 2022 laws will get in such way that if you lie to a vegan girl saying you are also a vegan, and have intercourse with her, she will be legally allowed to acuse you of rape.
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The 90% vegan that I dated said she made banana cream and claimed that it was delicious, but did not make it for me before she stopped talking to me.
I really liked dating her. I just felt the need to come home after each date and eat a hamburger.
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07-17-2019, 02:49 PM
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LOL, some of the things you say...
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07-17-2019, 03:37 PM
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Well-trodden neural pathways....
Frozen yogurt is bacteria poop! 
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07-17-2019, 04:14 PM
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Can you think of a better-tasting feces?!
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07-17-2019, 05:14 PM
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Venous blood in some way it's cell's feces.
Roman gladiators had a energet drink make with a unpleasant ingredient together, goat's feces.
And you can make yogurt with soy milk. I did once. No feces...
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Can you think of a better-tasting feces?!
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07-17-2019, 05:38 PM
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On the sitcon Frasier, Niles talks about her wife, Maris Crane, saying she can eat anything, unless shellfish, poultry, red meat, saturated fats, nitrates, wheat, starch, sulfites, MSG, dairy and nuts.
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So our real problem is there's no good artificial ice cream for those on a keto diet:P
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07-17-2019, 05:57 PM
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I've been enjoying yeast feces for a long time. Might even have some tonight. My favorite is the kind made with Islay grains and burnt peat smoke.
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07-17-2019, 05:58 PM
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Long before "Frasier" he was in a show called "The Powers That Be." In one scene he happily hums as he ties a curtain cord into a noose, puts a chair next to the window, puts the noose around his neck, jumps off, and opens the drapes.
His wife called him and he responded "Coming, dear!"
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