Anyone using magnets to increase milage?

[MTXA]

Originally Posted by t vago

You'd want to ensure that the bits are all aligned along with the rotational direction. If the bits are all aligned against the rotational direction, you'll actually slow down the hard drive platters!

Easily solved with sub-equatorial magnets.

[t vago]

Originally Posted by MTXA

I bought some magnets manufactured below the equator to install on my fuel line. While my mileage increased, my car started pulling to the left because I hadn't taken into account the opposite free electron flow in sub-equatorial valance rings. A fool and his money were soon parted.

Truly, there's nothing like going around in circles...

[razor02097]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJmEVlodbrU

Maybe you're doing it wrong?

[MTXA]

Originally Posted by razor02097

Maybe you're doing it wrong?

Shoot, no maybe about it. I got the sequencing right, but instead of using zip ties I used ten penny nails and my trusty hammer.

[razor02097]

Originally Posted by MTXA

Shoot, no maybe about it. I got the sequencing right, but instead of using zip ties I used ten penny nails and my trusty hammer.

Well there's your problem

It worked, the engine didn't use as much fuel but the fuel you saved leaked out where you drove in the nails

[mcrews]

check and see if you left the hammer stuck to the magnet!!!!

If so it could be draining all the 'power' into the hammer

[godscountry]

Originally Posted by MTXA

Shoot, no maybe about it. I got the sequencing right, but instead of using zip ties I used ten penny nails and my trusty hammer.

I used so little fuel,I said,hell,I'll just get rid of the car and ride on a big magnet,so I ordered up a large magnet and a seat from the Acme company,bolted the wheels from the car onto the magnet.Works great,cost me 0 to drive.

[MTXA]

Originally Posted by razor02097

Magnets on the fuel line makes sense since gasoline is ferrous right?

Hey, I saw that movie! Ferrous Fuellers Day Off. A real tear jerker.

[razor02097]

Originally Posted by MTXA

Hey, I saw that movie! Ferrous Fuellers Day Off. A real tear jerker.

The Ferrous Ferrari Found Five Fuel Fills For Fifty Franks.

[MTXA]

Ok, ok, enough goofing off. I am now going to move the question to my amygdala where my most powerful thoughts emanate from.

A fuel injector is an electromechanical solenoid consisting of an electromagnetically inductive coil wound around a steel pintle. When the magnetic field is energized, the pintle retracts into the body of the fuel injector allowing pressurized fuel to be sprayed into the intake system or the combustion chamber. When the injector is not energized, no fuel is used resulting in infinite MPGs. When the magnetic field is energized, fuel use increases. Therefore, the scientific mind must reasonably conclude that a magnetic field substantially increases fuel use. You can quote me on this.